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Here She Comes!!

OMG here she comes!! Hillarious stuff from Michael Hodges. Click on the “Hillary in 2008″ link.

Boondoogle

“Boondoogle searches government websites for whatever scandal you like: gun registry, adscam, gagliano, shawinigate… “
I love it! It actually works too. Thanks to Stephen Taylor for that.

This Has Potential

Remember those hillarious JibJab animations featuring President Bush and Senator Kerry? The brains behind JibJab will now be doing some work for Anheuser-Busch.
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Two brothers who created a wildly popular Internet video poking fun at Sen. John Kerry and President Bush during the 2004 election have agreed to produce online entertainment for Budweiser beer, Anheuser-Busch Cos. Inc. said on Friday.

The move comes as the No. 1 U.S. brewer battles to protect its U.S. market share from rival …

Long Live the Liberal Party of Canada!

Darn it. I originally posted the following item with a nifty background image of a gunslinger and the Liberal Party logo but the opacity trick I used won’t work in Internet Explorer. It only works in Firefox. Oh well, I’ll just have to post it without the fancy tricks.
Liberano
To the tune of Desperado:
Liberano, why don’t you come to your senses?
You been out ridin’ senseless for so long now.
Oh, you’re a shady one,
But I know that you’ve got your reasons.
These things …

Apology

Awwwww. North Korea wants an apology.
North Korea’s leadership demanded an apology yesterday from the United States for labeling the communist state an “outpost of tyranny,” while at the same time saying its military was prepared to resume long-range missile testing.

In reporting the Foreign Ministry’s statement, KCNA, the country’s official news agency, referred to U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice’s remark calling the North “an outpost of tyranny,” made in January at her confirmation hearings in Washington.
Don’t expect the US administration …

Apophis Kidnapped?

More bad news from Iraq. First came the shocking capture of that GI Joe doll by forces loyal to terror kingpin Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, as was widely reported in the media. Then, in an equally revolting story, which was first broken by my colleagues over at A Western Heart, came news that the caped crusader aka Batman had been apprehended. Now, in a development that is sure to stun the entire world, sources close to al-Zarqawi claim that he has …

Osama Video Bloopers

OMG this is hilarious. Osama Video Bloopers!! There’s other neat stuff at Boom Chicago too.

Another Lightbulb Joke

Found this wonderful item over at A Load of Bollocks.
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to …

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